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Date: 2009-03-16, 12:48PM PDT
Pow! Look at this bike! It's a fixed gear bicycle (2 wheels)! It goes forward when you pedal! It's a 2008 Bianchi Pista track bike, 59cm green - in fantastic condition LOOK AT THE PICTURE. It has chopped Nitto flat bars with white Oury grips on the front part of the bike to make navigating rough and tough suburban streets a breeze. It has a Surly 17t cog to get you a shit ton of skid patches. It has tires on it that wont explode on you (this ain't no Ford explorer).
To tell the truth I have to sell this because the amount of attention I get from chicks while I'm riding this is getting annoying - Like, I know riding this bike makes me look cool, and that my skinny jeans don't leave much to the imagination in regards to the balls and ass area, but women are always running me off the road and calling me an "Asshole biker piece of shit" which is cute an all, I mean me and my ex-girlfriend used to yell at each other like that all the time - I'd be all, I love you and she'd be all, "You're a loser who rides a bike because you don't have a car and I can see how tiny your oily little dick is in those skinny jeans and it's pathetic" type of thing you know? I miss her....
SO, this bike is $500. And if you don't have the full $500 dollars I'm willing to let you make up the difference for the following goods: A decent digital camera, a good backpacking type backpack, solid gold AK-47, your (or your moms/wifes) junk gold, a nice steak dinner, letting me kick you in the balls, flat screen TVs, PSWii60 video game console, gainful employment, a cool laptop, a years supply of arm and hammer deodorant, a winning lotto ticket, baby tiger, teach me how to moonwalk, a bike of greater value OR other cool stuff.
Here's info on the bike:
Fork: Bianchi
Handlebar: Nitto
Stem: Bianchi aluminum
Headset: Cane Creek Threadless
Crankset: TruVativ Elita, 48 teeth
Rear cog: Surly 17t
Tires: 700 x 23c Continental Sport 1000
Rims: Alex
The bike hasn't been crashed or tricked in, just rubber to pavement, few paint scratches but the bike looks good. Drop me a line and take a look and pay me for it and then ride away.
via this guy.
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